"Corbycousin took an axe, and gave her boss some forty whacks ...
When she saw what she had done ... the whole company had a big ol' party!"

NOT an axe-murderer, I swear! This all came out of discussion via email that my sales rep and I had today about our boss. It started with me asking if we could have his heavy sigh mechanism removed. She said it would have to be lopped off (his head). It was all downhill after that. He's just been a complete jackass all week, and I'm tired of it. I understand his stress over current projects, but taking it out on the rest of us doesn't exactly help anybody's day. Plus here I am in the little cheerleader position that I am beginning to detest, fielding the venting from my production staff. "I know, I know, I'll try and take care of it, it'll be okay." I need pom-pons!!!